Tuesday, June 4, 2013

I'm Too Sexy for my Goggles

An interesting observation I make every time I hit the pool for a swimming workout: fellow swimmers refuse to jump in a lane already occupied by a fatty. Everyone walking into the pool skips the fattys' lanes! I mean, are they afraid fat cells are going to swim up their butts? And it's a swimming lane, swam at staggering intervals with a lane buddy, so it's not like room is a concern! And they DO know the lanes share the same water, right? Human nature. So silly sometimes. Since I refuse to classify myself as a fatty, I credit my luminous awesomeness in a swim cap and goggles. They can't handle it. Yes, even with upside down goggles!


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